What happens when you microwave semen?

I did it once out of curiOSity. It boiled over like one of those volcanoes in science class, then it put off a terrible smell. My whole house smelled like a third world whorehouse in August.

I had to go get a new microwave and 3 cans of Lysol, and i told my friends that I was sick so nobody came to visit.

My advice to you... Dont try this at home.