What was the purpose of the battle of Lexington and concord?

The purpose of the battle of Lexington and Concord was so that the Lexington's side could get everything that wanted on the Concord's side and the Concord's side could get everything that they wanted on the Lexington's side. But they never finished because they all died because they were all horny and wanted sex and couldn't take it anymore so they cut off their dicks.