What words describe wine?

The slang names below are actual, quoted from research, and not intended to be offensive:

1. a cool blonde
2. after dinner sip
3. ale
4. Alk
5. amber brew
6. amber darling
7. amber nectar
8. Apple Lady
9. Arpa Suyu
10. barley in a funnel
11. barley juice
12. barley liquid
13. barley pop
14. barley soda
15. barley wine
16. Beast
17. Bier
18. Bierchen
19. Birra
20. bitter
21. blonde
22. brew
23. brew juice
24. brew-ha-ha
25. brewdog
26. brewski
27. Britney
28. Britney Spears (south Dublin slang)
29. browar
30. browiec
31. brown bottle
32. brusta
33. Bust Head
34. cervesa(s)
35. chelas
36. chmiel
37. codswallop
38. cold coffee
39. cold one
40. cold water sandwich
41. Da' Instigator
42. Daddy pop
43. dagschotel
44. dive juice
45. dogs bullocks
46. ein kühles Blondes
47. Food of the Gods (variant - Good of the Fods)
48. formula for naked frat fun
49. frozen blonde
50. gold elixir
51. Grog
52. growler
53. grown-up soda
54. Hard Cider
55. hop juice
56. hop pop
57. hop sopa
58. hop wine
59. hops
60. How Come You So
61. icy blonde
62. indio muerto
63. Joe Piler
64. joy juice
65. Key Light
66. King Colt
67. lager
68. lights out
69. liquid courage
70. liquid diet
71. liquid gold
72. liquid protein
73. liquid sleep
74. loira gelada (or loura gelada)
75. Man's best friend
76. man's malt
77. Natty Ice
78. Oh-Be-Joyful
79. oil
80. Oil of Gladness
81. Old Scratch
82. olvi
83. oyshkeschelpt
84. pint
85. pony
86. post-party cologne
87. Radler (lager mixed with lemonade)
88. reeb (beer spelled backwards)
89. Roofing Tar (Guinness)
90. rousse
91. Russ'n (wheat beer mixed with lemonade)
92. Rust remover (Guinness)
93. second wife
94. sixer
95. steam
96. suds
97. swill
98. swipe
99. The Black Stuff (Guinness)
100. the blood of the brew dude
101. the bridge that I crossed to losing my job
102. The Devil
103. the key to malty man love
104. the matchmaker
105. the remedy for empty bladder syndrome
106. tool solvent (Guinness)
107. treasure box
108. Two-Four
109. uma gelada
110. Undercoating (Guinness)
111. une mousse
112. wallop
113. who hit John
114. wine's poverty stricken brother
115. Zine (long "i" like "wine)