If the girl likes you enough they will go out with you anyways. Don't use sick offensive pick up lines some are cute and some are weird or disgusting. Girls won't usually say yes if you use them.
Here are some. Use at your own risk.
NO, NO, NO!!!! These are sick and discusting never use them!!!! It will hurt rather than help... My GREAT pick-up lines that work are the ones with the numbers!!!!!!
- sometimes i wish you were my math homework, youd be hard and i would be doing you on the desk all night
- If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool.
- I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
- Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
- Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
- Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
- there's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself..... you wanna come?
- Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
- I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade
- stand back, im a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen his clothes.
- i seemed to have lost my phone number. can i have yours?
- that's a nice pair of legs. what time do they open?
- baby, I'm no Fred flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
- are you from Tennessee? cause your the only '10' i see
- are you wearing space pants or something, cause your ass is out of this world
- you must be a parking ticket, coz you have fine written all over you.
- Do you have your driver's license, because you are driving me crazy!
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i together!
- Do your feet hurt? Because you been runnin through my mind all day long!
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- Are you an alien because your out of this world
- Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because i can see myself in your pants.
- lets make like fabric sofener and snuggle
- i love every bone in your body especially mine
- do you work at subway cuse you gust gave me a footlong
- i culd have used you this mornig - "for what" - so you could stuck your finger in my coffie to sweetn it
- I'm a bee, can you be my honey?
- Are you a dictionary? Coz you add meaning to my life.
- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? =)
- Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you.
- Miss, your legs are like mayonnaise. They are best when spread out!
- Can I take your picture? Coz i want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas!
- You're like dandruff. I cant get you out of my head.
- BOY: Is this seat taken? GIRL: NO, and so am I.
- Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you're the BOMB baby!
- Uy, question? Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit? Coz I'm planning to save all my love for you.
- Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world
- Nice legs what time are they open.
- Lick my nuts and call me skippy.
- It is a good thing i brought my library card because I'm checking you out
- Do you play the violin? That's ok, we can still make beautiful music together.
- If you were a pirate would you like your parrot on this side (touch shoulder nearest you) or this side! (Put your arm around them) (Meant to be corny, lol)
- do u want to go out some time
- Are you a surgeon cause you took my heart away?
- I don't know much about pies, but you sure make my banana cream.
- your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home
- did u fart, cause u blow me away
1. If I could rearange the alphebet I would put U and I next to each other
2. Wow!!! My phone is messed up!!!! ...Cause it doesn't have your number...
If all else fails, here is the best method: "Look at this dick! Yes... AND IT's ALL FOR YOU!"
