How can you get in contact with Sydney Crosby?

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write a letter to: Pittsburgh Penguins-Sidney Crosby 1 chatham center, suite 400 Pittsburgh, PA 15219-3447

You can contact Randy Morin of Talk-Sports as Randy does some odd jobs for Sidney like browser hijacking and hacking computers and bullying women on the internet who might talk about the fact that Sidney Crosby is anything but a gentleman.