Does anyone remember a Jerky Boys call that they made to a hotel clerk asking if the hotel had round beds The caller references his new bride and the hotel clerk identifies himself as Greek?

I do remember that! And no matter how ridiculous or nasty the caller's suggestions were, the hotel clerk sounded enthusiastic about it! ("Ya know, my wife only has one eye...")

It's on a one-sided 12" vinyl single that was put out in the early 90s on Scat Records called The Subjectivist League. It was renamed Jerky after one pressing (probably after The Jerky Boys started to get famous), and it's been out of print for years. (Johnny Brennan denies that the Jerky Boys had anything to do with that release. If that's true, then whoever did The Subjectivist League were skilled imitators.)

Copies pop up on eBay every now and then, and I've seen it on Soulseek once or twice.