What is greek philosophers joke?

In times like these, I often think of what Aristotle said about Plato.

What did he say?

He said, "if you take the lid off, it will get dry". (play-dough vs. plato, get it?)

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Euripedes

Euripedes who?

You rippa dese jeans, so ya gotta pay for them

Greek philosopher- What are you doing in Greece?

Roman soldier- We're just Roman around.