Who is the fattest lady on earth?

The fattest lady is named Izu. Well, you could call her a lady, but it wouldn't make a difference. You see, she has so much body fat that it hangs down low, so you could mistake her for a man. But, that doesn't really matter because no one dares to have any sexually relationships with her, or any kind of relationship, for that matter. Whenever she walks, a earthquake happens. Whenever she farts, everyone mistakes it for the Greenhouse Effect. She is also the reason why the Yo Mama! jokes were invented. For example, this one was directed to her:

"Yo Mama is SO fat, that when I took a picture of her LAST Christmas, the picture is still printing!!!"

So, that is where the Yo Mama! jokes originated from...

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