How do you gain 30 pounds in 1 month?

ok this is what you do you eat like evrything in your house, and i just don't mean food like the chairs and microwae (but not until u finish cooking everything in it) ect. i hope this information helped you get 30 lbs hevier.

P.S.

Never EVER put TWo Oreos in the MICROWAVE FOR OVER 10 MINIUTS the results are fun to watch