How do you draw Spider Man?

Let me answer this question with one or two questions of my own. Did you really spend quality time on this BS to come to freaking answers.com to ask how to draw spiderman? Are you serious? Really? Would you please sit somewhere and read a book or something because people like me that come here to try and actually learn something have to see a reasonably good website wasted on completely ridiculous questions like these. C'mon please just spend your free time on something a little more productive than this okay?? Goodness gracious..................