Why are babies so ugly?

Sometimes babies can look a bit scrunched up or blotchy, but so would any of us if we'd spent 40 weeks stuffed inside a bag of fluid, and then been squeezed, bumped, pulled or sucked out of it. All babies are truly ugly, especially to its adoring family.

Babies are so ugly because unfortunately not all of us are c section babies some of us have to endure the harsh cruel vaginal exit and our faces get smashed down.