How do you straddle someone?

1. Tie them to the bed [handcuffs are great for this one]

2. Put them on their hands and knees [like a horse]

3. Get a saddle and place it on their back.

4. Sit on the saddle and get a whip out.

5. Start whipping their bum like a jockey does.

This is great for an interesting and exciting time.

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