How make your mom let you stay home from school?

Ok here is what you do if you want to stay home from school and your not sick...

your parents want you to be happy and healthy and all that stuff so what you do is when your parents go whats wrong this is what you say my stomach hurts i think im gonna throw up, i have a really bad headache to, i don't feel good can i please stay home? please i just wanna go back to bed.

But if that doesn't work start to cough a lot, secretly take the thermomator to check your temperature and put it under hot water wait until it hits about 101.1 then show your parents. pretend your throwing up in the bathroom.

If they still say no do everything above and wait until your parents are in the kitchen and your eating breakfest then gag yourself until you throw up. ( you don't have to do this if you don't want to but it always is the way to stay home =] )

Take it from me this is what i do and my dad never lets me stay home and my mom is always sleeping, but she lets me stay home, but now its up to my dad so this is what i do and i always get to stay home that day!