Who invented the monster energy drink?

Monster energy drink was invented by early azerbaijani settlers as a means of high energy boosting sources as they first made their way across the atlantic to the land of the free.

It was later endorsed by the natives as a means of catching buffalo herds on foot and was held in high acclaim by the whites when they began trading with the natives.

The drink was later used as fuel for the Wafflemonstor 13 shuttle to mars, which sadly, due to a problem with the sugar in the drinks igniting and causing the deaths of all 5000 colonists, led to the company being sued and closing down all factories.