Who are elbridge gerry and Gary thuerk?

Elbridge gerry had a chod and Gary thuerk had itsy bitsy tenny wennie red and yellew little pepe that he saw for the first time today. He then took a bottle of horse Viagra to get to two inches long, but i don't have to. I'm bigger than a black horse. I'm 6'3'' wide. and three inches tall. SUCK IT HARD!!!!