What wedgie is the most easy to give myself?

hahaha you are too funny! are you just doing this to see what kind of crazy answers people will give you and where the heck did you think of something like this? i swear to god if you google this question you will probably get honest answers from psychos. um....i think if you have a good friend and fifty cents they will probably give you a wedgie lol but they probably wont be your friend anymore