How can I make delicious burgers using a cast iron skillet?

Well, honey, first you gotta heat up that cast iron skillet real good, like hotter than your ex's temper. Season those patties with salt, pepper, and whatever spices tickle your fancy. Slap those babies on the skillet and cook 'em to juicy perfection, flipping once. Top with your favorite fixings and enjoy a burger that'll make you forget all your troubles.