How do you greet your girlfriend?

grab him by the neck...boys like surprises, then take ur nails and dig them in there hard boys think its sexy, i know this from experience, even if it sounds wierd they all said they liked it, but that could be just because im so darn good looking, then....dont kiss him yet, lean in, and breath out a deep breath 3 times, look him in the eyes and say hes a sexy beast, then plant a big fat one on his lips.