What are the lyrics to Harry Potter in 99 seconds?

There once was a boy named Harry

Destined to be a star

His parents were killed by Voldemort

Who gave him a lightning scar

Yo Harry, you're a wizard!

Year 1:

Harry goes to Hogwarts

He meets Ron and Hermione

McGonagall require he play for Gryffindor

Draco is a daddy's boy

Quirrell becomes unemployed

The sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

Year 2:

Ron breaks his wand

Now Ginny's gone

And Harry's in mortal danger

Tom Riddle hides his snake inside

His ginormous secret chamber

Year 3:

Harry blows up Aunt Marge

The dementors come and take charge

Lupin is a wolf

The rat's a man

Now the prisoner is at large

They use time travel so they can save the Prisoner of Azkaban

Who just so happens to be Harry's godfather

I don't really get it either

Year 4:

Harry gets put in the Triwizard tournament

With dragons and mermaids

Oh no Edward Cullen gets slayed

He's back

Year 5:

Harry, Harry, it's getting scary

Voldemort's back you're a revolutionary Harry

Dumbledore, Dumbledore

Why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him?

He is forced to leave the school

Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool

Kids break into the Ministry

Sirius black is dead as can be, oh

Year 6:

Split your soul

Seven parts of a whole

They're Horcruxes

It's Dumbledore's end

Year 7:

There once was a boy named Harry

Who constantly conquered death

But in one final duel between good and bad

He may take his final breath