Who is the weirdest Chinese man?

His name is Hotika. He has friend named yoshiki. They eat kajies. they are chewed up sticky notes. Hotika things china is ugly.

Actual Conversation:

"Hotika get up out of bed! i made a the kajies! you lokk outside. nice pretty flower."

" okay you monster! o my! big bad one! china ugly!"

posted by Jui Jui