Is the guy to the left of you gay?

I don't think so, he seems pretty glum. Of course, that may be because I jammed my elbow in his rib after he kept putting his hand on my knee. We're not even wearing the same colored pants. I'm not sure how he could keep confusing my knee for his own but I got pretty tired of it and jammed him hard. Now he sits to the left of me all sulky like...you should have heard him...all "owww"....what a girl.