How do you know if you are a gypsy?

check your ear.

if gold hoop earing found.....points

if somethings have questionable provedence...........points

when you woke up, was there a horse beside you ........points

are the neighbours unwelcoming........points

If your recipe for an omelet is:

First, you steal two eggs...

love to all the gypsies / nomads and the restless.