How much non alcoholic beer does it take to get legally drunk?

Your liver metabolizes one regular drink per hour, so you would have to consume 23 0.5% beers in one hour, so you would have to urinate more than you could consume, so in reality you could not get over .08 ever. So pee and pound as much as you want. 1 regular beer at 5% = 10 at 0.5% One beer takes about 1 hour to leave your system. You could probably drink two in an hour and get a little buzz and be close to .08, can you imagine drinking 20 in an hour, lots of bathroom time.