How do you make love in the bedroom?

It is a simple yet complicated process...anyone can do it but only the few and proud can do it right. No i am not talking marines though I am talking about the people who were put on this earth for one soul purpose...making love. First you find a person of the opposite sex. Then you take them on a date or get them drunk. Then you can figure the rest out. Just make sure to take the clothes off and please no p.m.e