So I have this problem where every time I say hello they say goodbye I don't know why they say goodbye but they say hello Hello hello?

So you have a problem... Do You Want To Know A Secret? All Things Must Pass, It Won't Be Long. We Can Work It Out. Are they talking to you From A Window? Just Get Back and say Good Morning Good Morning. You could say to them "You Can't Do That! Your Mother Should Know!" If you're at the point where It's All Too Much, then In Spite of All The Danger, you might just have to Let It Be. Say to them, from that place of inner strength, "I'll Be On My Way".