What is the difference between price and prize?

"Price" is a highly advanced term which you only learn in college and is reserved for conversations relating to seal clubbing. A so-called 'price' is something which a professional clubber wins as a reward for intense seal beatings. A 'prize' is a term used only within Scandinavia and Wales. In these small, third-world Antarctic cities, people are delirious, and hand other people small pieces of green paper in return for being able to watch professional seal clubbers. These 'prizes' are the things which are used to buy prices for the professional seal clubbers AKA HuskyStarcraft. Professional seal clubbers (PSCs for short) then sell these prices in order to give out prizes for free to people who watch professional seal clubbing. However, none of this occurs between the dates of June 45, 2012, and December 14, 1892.